I wrote this to chaney

Subject: Concerning your thanksgiving day speech...

Dear dick,

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't listen to your thanksgiving speech...if you gave
one at all that is.

First I would like to thank you for fixing MY weather problem. You have
overcompensated a bit, but I'm sure you'll fix it in due time.

Something bothered me today Dick. I hope you can help. I went to the store,
and as I was paying for some overpriced gasoline (fix that too) I heard a nigger
say something. He said he had voted for a local candidate named Grant Brogger,
a mullater. He's only half nigger, but that's half too much. CALL THAT
GOVERNMENT?!! Some mullater can dress up in a fancy suit, own property, AND run
for government?! Come on Dick!! How far have we fallen? I ask you to take the
courage to do what is right, though it might not be what is easy. We need to
reinstitute slavery. We need to do it now. I know I can trust you Dick.

Yours in haste,
The Dragon

P.S.
get rid of the women's vote while you are at it!

I think this letter was very racist, but necessary. Some secretary is going to read this and become very angry, confused, or amused. Please reply to me and tell me what this makes you feel.

If anyone has anything they think Dick can help them with, here is his email. Be active in your government!
vice.president@whitehouse.gov